cannibalchicken:

unusualshrimp:

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always wanted a hysterectomy

capacity2:

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

What’s everyone doing for Valentine’s Day?

Fingering myself

sherwood-cabin:

“haha you guys like robots? soooo weird” if you saw the machinery i wanna make out with you’d hurl

writhe:

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

al-berg:

Wolf and Moon are my little t4t ocs

saulwexler:

brown-little-robin:

it’s kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don’t do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I’m sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and… like, I’m always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I’m not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

I’m not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

specterpants:

i love to 👍 i’m a thumbs-upper in real life and online

peak of simplistic silent communication to me

oldinterneticons:

Can I have an aspirin and a weapon of some kind to kill people with

feathernotes:

if you’re writing your story and you think ‘hm, this might be too weird’
Wrong.
Make it weirder